Hello, I am [Famous Entertainment Figure]. Welcome to my Twitter, where I post nothing but politics and virtue-signal instead of posting things pertaining to my work!
I'm not racist/sexist/homophobic/Islamophobic! In fact, I endorsed a march for a non-specific virtue located at a heavily populated area just last week!
Stop Trump's hate. Gender and sex is on a spectrum. Get rid of the wage gap. Punch Nazis. Illegal immigrants deserve to live here. F*** white people.
... D'aaw, look at this cute puppy I retweeted! I'm so down-to-earth.